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Every Other Person Has One!
Jan. 20th, 2016 11:39 amTwice now I've had the wonderful experience of being ignored by young women who have specifically asked if they could help me. I blame the penis effect.
It seems like any women 45 or younger gets completely mesmerized at the mere sight of a human with a penis. I'm amazed and not impressed these random penises have such power over women. Maybe it's just my age, no, that's not it since I've never been especially impressed with penised humans.
It goes something like:
Worker: Can I help you?
Me: Yes, I'd like to know if you have infor...
(man walks by - woman turns toward man, smiles, says a little nothing to him, keeps smiling till he's gone, turns back to me and is totally surprised to find me giving her the look of death by flaming hamsters).
Really? You're surprised? You've asked to help me and immediately turn your attention to a passing penis?
Here's an idea. Why don't you just run after the passing penis to see if he'll take you home so you won't have to work any more, how would that be? It would certainly work for me.
It seems like any women 45 or younger gets completely mesmerized at the mere sight of a human with a penis. I'm amazed and not impressed these random penises have such power over women. Maybe it's just my age, no, that's not it since I've never been especially impressed with penised humans.
It goes something like:
Worker: Can I help you?
Me: Yes, I'd like to know if you have infor...
(man walks by - woman turns toward man, smiles, says a little nothing to him, keeps smiling till he's gone, turns back to me and is totally surprised to find me giving her the look of death by flaming hamsters).
Really? You're surprised? You've asked to help me and immediately turn your attention to a passing penis?
Here's an idea. Why don't you just run after the passing penis to see if he'll take you home so you won't have to work any more, how would that be? It would certainly work for me.
