Jane Austin...

did not know how to finish a novel!

She's treated Lizzie and Darcy, and Fanny and Edmund horribly bad. Could it have killed her to properly write a last chapter? With all the 'shews' and 'connexxions' and other uppity Old English words one has to tread through in a bastille worth of conversations and letters and such; the build-up, the calamity, the evil minded shenanigans and goings on!

It's like she was late for her nap or something, "Oh fuck it, I'll just end with, 'and they got together' and it will be a best seller!"

Pfff