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(which reminds me to call the clerks office again and make them send me a voter registration card with my correct address)

Since I've plopped myself back down in the conservative county of my youth I've worked on keeping my political views to myself, something my conservative neighbors and folks in general can't seem to do.

I allow my Dad to bluster until I hear him rant about something he's read or heard that is just simply runny cow dung and then attempt to convince him it's runny cow dung.

When he was very ill I found myself keeping his closest friends updated on how he was doing. Unfortunately I'm in their email contacts. What this means is that I too am being covered in runny cow dung. Here's the latest:

SAVE THE DATE!
Democrat Convention Schedule
Monday, July 25, 2016
11:15 AM Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention
1:30 PM Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

3:15 PM Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.

4:30 PM Address on "Being the Real You" - Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner

4:45 PM "How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and claim to be broke", Hillary Clinton

5:00 PM How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes! A Seminar moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:30 PM Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction, National Security Advisor Susan Rice

6:30 PM Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

7:30 PM General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of Looters"

8:30 PM Breakout session with Bill Clinton for women on avoiding the upcoming draft

9:00 PM The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:15 PM "Liberal Bias in Media How we can make it work for you! Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, The Washington Post and the New York Times
With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:45 PM Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO, Michael Moore

11:00 PM Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs", Special guest Pocahontas aka Elizabeth Warren

11:30 PM Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in a Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal", Hosted by Hillary Clinton

Official Nomination of Hillary, Bill Maher and Chris Matthews


~~sigh I wish conservatives would make it easier to respect, or even like them. I see it's mostly about narrowing the typical conservative's world (9:15), and spewing a constant barrage of lies over and over.
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