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Although I'm not getting near as many email spam in my spam folder the ones I get are doozies. Outside those that want to help me grow something I don't have till it's huge, this one made me chuckle:

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION - SCAMMED VICTIM COMPEBSATION

I had no idea the FBI could compebsate me for getting scammed! How do they know I'm getting scammed? Just who is scamming who here! Just exactly who is it that can't spell that's picked me to scam?!

hee

Date: 2016-07-10 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiffikins.livejournal.com
The feebs know all! They know you deserve compebsation!

Date: 2016-07-10 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ms-issicran.livejournal.com
I DO deserve compebsation and as soon as everyone figures out exactly what that is, I'll be at the front of the line!!!

Date: 2016-07-10 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saminz.livejournal.com
*giggle*
Now that's a cunning plan if I ever saw one!

I can just see those illiterate "victims" queuing up....

Date: 2016-07-10 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ms-issicran.livejournal.com
I've achieved complacancy (almost) at how badly people spell, or worse, how they miss-spell cliches and slang phrases. Sometimes it's just fun to laugh at it.

Date: 2016-07-10 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opakele.livejournal.com
I wonder how many people fall for that.

Date: 2016-07-10 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ms-issicran.livejournal.com
I'm just happy that's something that I've managed to get stuck in Dad's head that everything he gets in the mail is a scam.

The sisters and I got him past the valueless coins and we've gotten him past most the unknown lobby group donations and finally he knows how to recognize a scam. He's doing pretty well actually.

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